I'm going to complain about shit

Discussion in 'Dear Negativeman...' started by Sliceslice, Nov 10, 2014.

  1. Sliceslice

    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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    Ok list of complaints for today
    -Feeling depressed and anxious again after a period of smooth sailing
    -job search is completely pointless for me yet the gubberment wont fuck off and leave me to my own devices
    -Gubberment cut my welfare in half because I didnt go to a conference that I had no way of getting to
    -Constantly feel sick all the time but I am perfectly fine
    -My armpit is fucking gross as hell, lumps all over the place. I hope it aint somethin serious but oh well
    -need to re-sit my learner license test but performance anxiety destroys me every time
    -even if I get my learner license I will have no car to drive
    -Want to start going to a gym, If I dont take care of myself now im going to die in my 40s

    So in short, i want to die pretty much.
    I've fucked my life up so much over just a 5 year period.
    I am an idiot.
    All my positive momentum from therapy is just evaporating by the day.
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  2. Kanadwen

    Kanadwen :kittyman: Moderator Donor

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    i'm sorry hobbit bro. all i can say is that, i know that feel.
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  3. Malinov

    Malinov Big Brother Admin

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    Sorry to hear things aren't going your way slice

    Seeing as I am still physically a girl and therefore in touch with my feelings and all that jazz, you can always talk to me. I might even give you some generic feel-good remarks, with such classic hits as:

    "It'll get better"
    "You just have to look on the bright side"
    "It could be worse"
    "Work towards your future"
    "Think of your loved ones"
    "I'm here for you"

    Buy now for $29.99 and get a "Lots of people care about you" for free.

    seriously im here for you slicebro hit me up sometime
  4. Kanadwen

    Kanadwen :kittyman: Moderator Donor

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    what a delightful post malinovchan
  5. NeilbobPDX

    NeilbobPDX Future Donor

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    Be yourself
  6. Sliceslice

    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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    Could you give me sexual therapy
    Please
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  7. NeilbobPDX

    NeilbobPDX Future Donor

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    Maybe like ten years ago sure.
  8. Kanadwen

    Kanadwen :kittyman: Moderator Donor

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    something something old man something something green dust
  9. Like51Ninjas

    Like51Ninjas 47 lamborghinis in my lamborghini account Donor

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    pics or it didn't happen
  10. Malinov

    Malinov Big Brother Admin

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    ok you caught me ninjas, i lied

    :kab:
  11. Sliceslice

    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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    dont forget the pix please
    I need help or something please
  12. Kanadwen

    Kanadwen :kittyman: Moderator Donor

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    dick pics?
  13. Sliceslice

    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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  14. two socks

    two socks MASTER OF DEETS

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    i would say its typical wintertime depression setting in, but its summer for you so fuck if i know man, that sounds really fucking shitty i wish i had some answers about that garbage but its garbage so i don't!
  15. Sliceslice

    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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    I'm doing better now. Finally starting to exercise again.
  16. two socks

    two socks MASTER OF DEETS

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    that is swell to hear slice man, i hope things continue in an upward trend for the rest of your first fiscal quarter of 2015 and beyond!
  17. Sliceslice

    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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    I will plan my downward spiral into alcoholism
  18. Like51Ninjas

    Like51Ninjas 47 lamborghinis in my lamborghini account Donor

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    BUY 100 STOCKS OF SLICECO
  19. Kanadwen

    Kanadwen :kittyman: Moderator Donor

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    akready bought
  20. Sliceslice

    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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    Buy low Sell high nigga
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  21. Kanadwen

    Kanadwen :kittyman: Moderator Donor

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    ty kojimasan
  22. NeilbobPDX

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    My every other night 5k walks are going to be much harder with this whole quitting smoking thing.
  23. Sliceslice

    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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    I can barely manage 2k :-(
  24. Kanadwen

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    how far is it from the walmart parking lot to inside the store cuz i can barely handle that :kana:
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    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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  26. Fox

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    they need to have the scooters parked outside so the handicaps can get in scooter outside, then the handicap spots can be further away and not close to the entrance because handicapped people can't park worth a shit and they shouldn't be driving that close to pedestrians and hitting children.
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  27. Malinov

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    Slice you should come live in Canada with me and we will be BFFs and you can see polar bears and stuff.
  28. Fox

    Fox Well-Known Member

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    there is not enough room in our house. me and you and our cats.
  29. NeilbobPDX

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    There's always room for pussy.
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  30. Fox

    Fox Well-Known Member

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    shits tight
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