Nintendo Direct 3/3/16

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  1. who knows

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    Star Fox Zero will now come packaged with Star Fox Guard. Releases April 22nd.
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE gets a release date in the US of June 24th with English subs. BUY TSUBASAS GAME.
    Paper Mario: Color Splash is announced for Wii U. Releases sometime in 2016.
    SNES games are coming to the New 3DS.
    Hyrule Warrior is getting a season pass. Also Medli from Wind Waker is a new, free character.
    Monster Hunter Generations aka Monster Hunter X is coming west in the Summer.
    Metroid Prime: FederatIwata Died Because You Didn't Believe In This Game Force is coming west in late Spring.
    Rhythm Heaven Megamix for 3DS is coming west sometime in 2016.
    Kirby: Planet Robobot for 3DS is announced and coming out in the west on June 10th.
    Lost Reavers aka Project Treasure for Wii U enters open beta on April 14.

    Did you make your daily offering to Nintendo yet?
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  2. Shifty

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    That Paper Mario announcement took whatever faith I had left in modern Nintendo and finally kicked it off the cliff. It's not a fun feeling, but it's been a long time coming.
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    I've never played a Paper Mario game but I'm assuming you don't have high hopes for the new one.

    Also Splatoon is getting more updates and Isabelle is getting another Amiibo.
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    Splatoon is nowhere near as good as people want it to be, and Isabelle amiibos may be cute but they aren't good games. Almost nothing shown today even looked worth mentioning. When your best offering is a decent looking Kirby game that's actually just Triple Deluxe 2, I don't have much to go off of.
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    I agree. Splatoon could be A LOT better. Shit matchmaking, few game modes, no worthwhile progression, you cant pick your gear, perks pretty much useless unless you stack them by resetting your gear a hundred times like an autist and then it really doesn't help too much, and also put it on PC so it's actually fr*cking enjoyable to play.

    You can fill the void in your heart with Isabelle merch so please look forward to it.

    KOWASHITAI will be worth it assuming it doesn't get butchered but more than likely it will.
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    #FE is garbage in Japan and it'll be garbage here. Stop pretending NoA censorship is the reason some Japanese games are shit, I'm so sick of this.
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    Shifty, I don't think you understand. I NEED those 16 pixels of panties. I don't necessarily care if the gameplay is good or bad, but I NEED the lolis and titty monsters and petting and bikinis so I can enjoy the game.

    But serously, censorship can make a good game bad. A bad game is still a bad game even if it's untouched. It's not as big of a deal as some make it though. Yeah, it ruins the fun a little, but I guess I can go jack off to something else.

    I don't see any reason why Tsubasa's game should be considered garbage though. I know it's not the crossover that everyone assumed it would be, but it looks like it could be fairly enjoyable.
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    I've seen enough gameplay to know it's bad. It's not a good ATLUS RPG, it's not a good adventure game, it's not even a good slice of life sim like parts of Persona. It's just bad, and the heavy focus on idolshit makes a bad game even worse.
  9. Like51Ninjas

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    sorry shifter, but there's no way this is going to be anything but game of the year material
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  10. Kanadwen

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    wtf did i just watch m8?
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    inb4fox
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    it's somehow simultaneously the worst thing I've ever seen and the one thing i never knew i needed the most in my life
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    what is, your dong
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    I want it for the absurdity now.
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