We should help Sizzled get laid

Discussion in 'Dear Negativeman...' started by Negativeman, Apr 28, 2015.

  1. Negativeman

    Negativeman New Member

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    I feel bad for the guy, he's gotta have his taste of pussy someday. Post tips here that'll help him get some:

    -Pay for it. If you can't get it otherwise, you can always get it by paying
  2. Sizzled Chicken

    Sizzled Chicken Active Member

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  3. Sizzled Chicken

    Sizzled Chicken Active Member

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    I'd rather have a girlfriend than just sex anyway.
  4. Sizzled Chicken

    Sizzled Chicken Active Member

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    And have the balls to post this unanonymously.
  5. Like51Ninjas

    Like51Ninjas 47 lamborghinis in my lamborghini account Donor

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    slurmz and flutch are the only people here besides you who use proper capitalization and syntax. slurmz is offline due to fake euro timezones and flutch hasn't posted in months.

    i am forced to assume you made this topic yourself
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  6. Sizzled Chicken

    Sizzled Chicken Active Member

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    The only people I've seen on today are you, Fox, and Jewbakka and Jewbakka hasn't been posting and this doesn't seem like Fox so my money was on you.
  7. Fox

    Fox Well-Known Member

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  8. Malinov

    Malinov Big Brother Admin

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    Sizz I'm going to give you some gold advise right now.

    Pretend to be willfully celibate.

    Women fudging love fudge they can't get their fudge-covered hands on.

    Then

    Continue to be celibate, to keep up appearances.

    boom - you're still a virgin but now people think you're pretentious too
  9. Sizzled Chicken

    Sizzled Chicken Active Member

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    Well considering I'm never getting laid because I am never going to be able to meet anyone that won't work because I still won't be meeting anyone. I'm at school all the time now, I'll be at work all the time later, and when I'm not there I'll be at home because the only people I know are married so no going out with friends or anything, and I can't do online dating so yeah I'm not so much giving up as realizing I'm a shit excuse of a person.
  10. Fox

    Fox Well-Known Member

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    i hear strip clubs have good food
  11. Kanadwen

    Kanadwen :kittyman: Moderator Donor

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    are we seriously fucking doing this thread right now?
  12. Sizzled Chicken

    Sizzled Chicken Active Member

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    Apparently this is what people wanted.
  13. Sliceslice

    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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    Ya gotta give the people
    Give the people what they want
  14. Kanadwen

    Kanadwen :kittyman: Moderator Donor

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    wow

    WOW
  15. Sliceslice

    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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    WOW
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  16. who knows

    who knows Anime Moderator Donor ♕ QUEEN ♕

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    are you two the same person
  17. Sizzled Chicken

    Sizzled Chicken Active Member

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    What? I didn't make this topic, talk to whoever did if you have a problem with it.
  18. Sliceslice

    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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    wow
    Wow
    Wow
    WOW
    WOW
    WOW
    WOW
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  19. Kanadwen

    Kanadwen :kittyman: Moderator Donor

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  20. Sliceslice

    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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  21. Sizzled Chicken

    Sizzled Chicken Active Member

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    I don't see how that's relevant. At all.
  22. Sliceslice

    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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    Go to strip club and eat wings? And then touch a woman and get thrown out but they cant prove that I did it those bastards
  23. Sizzled Chicken

    Sizzled Chicken Active Member

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    And how would that help me get a girlfriend?
  24. Sliceslice

    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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    Strippers love money
    Girlfriends want your money
    There you go
  25. Sizzled Chicken

    Sizzled Chicken Active Member

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    It would have been nice if whoever did this did it to actually help me.
  26. Sliceslice

    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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    Thats the thing
    WE CANT HELP YOU
    WE CANNOT
    WE CANT
    WE
    CANT
    HELP
    YOU
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  27. Sizzled Chicken

    Sizzled Chicken Active Member

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    Then who can? Therapists can't. Medications can't. You all say you can't. Where do I turn to for help at this point because I'm tired of never being happy and always being alone and something has to change because right now I don't see a whole lot of a point to life.
  28. emvee

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    such a fucking cute dog haha i chuckled at his pose. shits making me want a dog over a cat when im older
  29. Malinov

    Malinov Big Brother Admin

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    I have these clients sometimes who will call me and say

    "This isn't working it's broken and I'm super upset"

    so I'm like "ok what is ur problem guy"

    "I DON'T KNOW IT'S NOT WORKING FIX IT"

    "what isn't working meow"

    "IT JUST DOESN'T WORK EVER SINCE I GOT IT"

    "o ok i c, lets try and fix it by checking the security options"

    "I AM TOO FLUSTERED AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GHOING ON, COME HERE AND FIX IT FOR ME"

    "no."
  30. Sizzled Chicken

    Sizzled Chicken Active Member

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    It's more like this.

    "My computer doesn't work. Can you help?"
    "Is it plugged in?"
    "Yes, I'm not stupid."
    "Did you turn it on?"
    "Yes, I'm not stupid."
    "You must be stupid because those are the literal only two things that can possibly help and I don't want to help you so instead I'm going to make fun of you."
  31. emvee

    emvee Active Member

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    what other options are there other than those. obviously we dont know so you should
  32. Malinov

    Malinov Big Brother Admin

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    WELL

    These specific people that we are talking about here kind of seem to think their problems are very important, but aren't willing to go more than a few steps into a solution before giving up and getting upset.

    Those are bad clients.
  33. Sizzled Chicken

    Sizzled Chicken Active Member

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    If I knew other options I wouldn't be asking for help, would I? But you guys get along just fine, you must know something.
  34. Sliceslice

    Sliceslice Waff Donor

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    Shhh its going to be ok we are obviously qualified on how to treat shhhh dont cry now its ok we will baby you, you will never feel bad again ok
  35. emvee

    emvee Active Member

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    nah, we dont know anything more than you. i know you dont trust any of us but oh well
  36. Sizzled Chicken

    Sizzled Chicken Active Member

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    I'm willing to do more than a few steps but I don't fucking know what else to do. How the hell are you guys not getting it? I'm not refusing to do those things. I've done those things. You're so hung up on telling me the same damn things you don't listen when I'm saying they don't work and when I ask for something else to try you repeat the same damn things. Understand the situation please.
  37. Sizzled Chicken

    Sizzled Chicken Active Member

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    Then why the hell does this shit work for you but nothing at all works for me?
  38. emvee

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    well for me i just stuck with it for a year. did you stick with your treatment for a prolonged period of time, like longer than 6 months?
  39. Sizzled Chicken

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    I was on antidepressants for about 3 years, I've been going to my psychiatrist longer than that, and I'm right about at 6 months with going to the gym and nothing.
  40. emvee

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    how much weight have ya lost or how much ya lift

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